Over 102831
motifake

Bones Demotivational Poster


CREATIONISTS -


TAGS: dinosaur bones fossil your mom
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 27, 2014, 7:26 pm

no
EmilioDumphque - June 27, 2014, 10:43 am
So..God is intentionally screwing with our heads to trick us into hell? What a ***k!
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Feel free to PM me then if you want to carry on this topic and not have the mods skin both of our hides.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:33 am
BTW, sorry to Reality Lord for hijacking his mot over this discussion that could probably still go on several messages and not fully cover every aspect of the variation in creations theories.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:31 am
That would, to some extent, explain the Cain/Land of Nod quandry in Genesis, after Abel's murder.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:29 am
Since there aren't living relics, some say that species have just changed slowly over time, since there haven't been full skeletons found that explain evolution, and others say that evolution worked, and then God came in during it and gave humans souls.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:27 am
As to the old views on evolution, that's where some break away and some don't. Some argue that the Creator left in place ways for species to change over time including evolution, while some say what scientists are calling evolution is just genetic drift.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Yes and no. Literal reading of Noah's flood is still kept, but since Abraham & Sarah were leaving Ur of the Chaldeans around the time of Hammurabi, and Abraham was several generations away from Noah, a prehistoric flood isn't out of the question.
matt28 - September 22, 2010, 6:38 pm
But all that covers is the debate of the age of the universe... So are the old views on evolution or a literal reading of Noah's Flood still kept?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:33 pm
Older creationists didn't have the mathematical formulas necessary, so they took the chapters in Genesis as literal 6 days, when several other places time is symbolic (day is as a thousand years and thousand year as a day, y'know).
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:31 pm
Now, taking into account that with an ever-expanding universe, viewing time from outside, it's exponential. Factoring in the growth, 6 observed days outside time relates to about 15-20 billion years inside time.
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:29 pm
Okay, matt28, I'll try. "Modern" creationists observe that if the Creator could create time & space, said Creator would be observing time from outside, not inside space-time. So from the origin, space continually expands.
matt28 - September 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
Just out of curiosity - and this is not meant to be a baited question - can someone explain the difference between 'modern' creationists and the other kind? Because every creationist I've known has been a full-bore "dinos on the Ark"-type creationist.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:21 am
Good s****** up. I'll just refrain from voting, since I normally 1 bomb anti-religious posters. Modern creationists don't find evolution and creationism to be that far apart.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:04 am

the captions found in my poster do not necessarily reflect my personal beliefs. its just humor. ( can you see me s****** up to get a 5L from god boy there?)
Anonymous2 - September 19, 2010, 11:09 pm
*sigh* Not all of us creationists believe that.
matt28 - September 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
My, what large herbivorous teeth you have. Just the thing for munching on melons in the Garden of Eden.


CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones


TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Elliott

faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm
excellent!
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!


GUMMY BEAR ROLE REVERSAL - After years of sweet treats she was in fact a sweet treat for a lucky bear.


TAGS: sugar lard bones tasty treats
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by justinb

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:57 am
4/5. Wow.


STICKS AND STONES - May break my bones, but my foot up your ass is really going to hurt.


TAGS: sticks stones break bones ass
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Budog

spypengen - April 19, 2012, 1:53 pm
that's a matter of opinion if you know what I mean(no homo)


MAY BREAK MY BONES -


TAGS: war words tank bones einstein
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 8:11 pm
Well said Neener.
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:59 pm
I'm in total agreement. 5s are nice, but true criticism pushes people to improve.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:57 pm
all fives either.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm
If that's your honest opinion then great! Thanks! You like it even more than I do and there's nothing wrong with that. If the quote were my own I would consider this a Five. I would never intentionally make a 1L poster but I can accept that they're not
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm
I fived it too. The tank shaped skeleton is awesome and that quote is probably true. During the Zombie Apocalpse aim for the head!
crankyhead - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm
I gave it a 5.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
To whoever gave this poster less than a 5... Thanks for your honesty. I appreciate the 5's and by no means do I want 1's, but this wouldn't get a 5 from me if someone else made it.


BAD IDEA...? - you think so?


TAGS: dragons bones
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Axis



FAILURE -


TAGS: bones and a collar that is all that is left
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Reality Lord - August 31, 2009, 4:22 am

loved it.
MO - August 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
My my my! 5 bent doggy bones, buried in shallow graves. (so we can dig them up quickly and often, and giggle our a**es off)
KDP3 - August 18, 2009, 6:11 pm
my God thats epic
BoneCD - August 18, 2009, 3:41 pm
My pleasure...Thanks guys!
doofenshmirtz - August 18, 2009, 3:22 pm
ha ha ha ha lol lol lmao lmao I ..............think..............I'm ............going....................die.....................lmao lmao...........Oh.............god...........I ............can't .................bre...........ath..................
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 3:10 pm
no no laughing so hard it hurts
BoneCD - August 18, 2009, 3:06 pm
What, too early?
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 2:58 pm
i'm sorry for the owners but im laughing here in pain


Youthfully Challenged -


TAGS: old body sounds bones crispy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 10:00 am
If your missus tries to put you in an empty Rice Krispies box...then I'd have to say you're pretty much done. Snap! (crackle and pop).
Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 8:01 am
I'd never looked at it that way...
MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 1:56 am
Not sure, do I say you're welcome or I'm sorry?
GaryO - February 5, 2014, 8:53 pm
Thank you Missy (snap)


MAN-CARD EXPIRED - Several Years Ago


TAGS: bones
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Swampfox - April 3, 2013, 8:06 pm
Any guy that has a grocery basket on the back of his motorcycle... Just sayin'
SLOHAND62 - April 2, 2013, 6:15 pm
LOL Every married guy that sees that has nodded his head. Thanks for sharing.5 L's
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2013, 5:08 pm
I've always said that looking for something perfect in an imperfect world is perfectly foolish. 5L to you. I'm sending this to a single guy that I know of.


IN A WORLD GONE VEGAN -




BONES -




Future Archaeologists -




FINGER-LICKIN' GOOD - The Colonel


TAGS: all bones no skin
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Rudedog - March 23, 2013, 2:21 pm
Death has not been kind to the colonel


MY LOVELY BONES -


TAGS: lovely bones
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Zuroaga

Azzameen85 - July 22, 2011, 7:37 am
Actually, Trekkie are the casual fans. Trekker are the hardcore fans, who knows how many women Kirk slept with, without looking it up on memory-alpha.org
MisterJJ - March 11, 2010, 1:30 pm
It's Trekkie, not Trekker. (Ugh, I just outed myself as a nerd)


CALCIUM EROSION - The bones in my arms are weak. My leg bones are rubbery. But I still love cola.


TAGS: bones legs cola funny hand
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by motifayk

ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 10:20 pm
You get a cookie.
MercAlert - February 10, 2012, 10:18 pm
I can actually do this! No,seriously, I take pleasure in watching the shocked and terrified expressions on peoples' faces!


THE STATS ON LAWRENCE WELK IS AMAZING -


TAGS: rerun museum hammy dinosaur bones
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Hawamleh - September 5, 2014, 10:41 pm
Just saw this, love it, 5L!!
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:08 pm
Brilliant, one of the few 5L's I gave this evening
rerun - April 22, 2012, 8:16 am

Having a father & son moment, only to be ruined by the paparizzi. It's tough being famous. That said, 5 ancient L's


BONES MCCOY - He knows when a man is dead




up & anatomy -




High Colonic -




CHANCE -




ACTING OUT -


TAGS: bratz bones break cut emo
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 6:51 pm
Looks shopped. Those kitchen knives wouldn't have gone so far into that block of wood.
5150monkeylove - February 9, 2011, 4:34 pm
Thanks for the compliments. Unfortunately, I rushed it and ignored the golden rule as taught to me by my mentor. Word flow is vital. "Can" should have been on the second line.
Peso - February 9, 2011, 7:05 am
Smack Down!!! Great creative response ML. 5L
Shaq123 - February 9, 2011, 5:50 am
Respect
Dimytri - February 9, 2011, 12:01 am
Hilarious ... and so timely as well.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 8:11 pm
Hahahaha!
GySgt1811 - February 8, 2011, 7:46 pm
Thanks, Monk, I just wet myself!!! What a perfect payback to a sophomore troll. Here's the high 5 the poor little Richardweed didn't get.
autumnspirit - February 8, 2011, 6:06 pm
What did you do to my bratz doll!?! I will find you!
spacedog - February 8, 2011, 6:03 pm
Putting the tuff in tough guy.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 5:28 pm
Oops. I forgot to add that I will find you. (comments, 128075)
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 5:20 pm
spoken like a true conformist.
Faceplant31 - February 8, 2011, 5:18 pm
Just remember, down the street not across it.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 5:15 pm
NO I'M NOT!!!!! I once broke a pencil so the graphite was showing!
Faceplant31 - February 8, 2011, 5:07 pm
You're so emo 5150!


fractured factoids -


TAGS: burried bones
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by ughomer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 1:33 pm
Why they'd go looking for food in the tar pits, I'll never know. That gunk doesn't even smell like food.


BONES -


TAGS: bones wishbone
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Sean - July 18, 2009, 12:14 am
Who you callin' a turkey, turkey?!!!
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 8:42 pm
Epic.


BONESAW IS READY! - Never mind. He's not ready.




IGNORANCE -


TAGS: skull and cross bones should have used this for pirate day
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Zed - October 8, 2009, 4:50 pm
Hair Pie!
bOB cHIN - October 8, 2009, 12:59 pm
Pirate Pie


S H E D D I N G - Sometimes it can go too far.




Shins -


TAGS: shins bones device furniture
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 3:14 pm
LOL thanks :))
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 3:04 pm
5 where's the d*** flashlight when you need it L's.


PREV PAGE